It's been many months since I posted last...I need to do this more...
Yes, the insanity continues here at my job...3500 employees are about to go out the door world wide....one of two factories here at the Richmond site (not my factory) is closing it's doors by January. People are walking about here dazed...wondering what to do next...Even the bosses are speechless! I'm so glad my job is not my source...but God and He alone! Speaking of the "boss"...I leave you with this:
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Receiving a Christmas Bonus This Year
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit your 'bootie" on the way out"
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "crap" appeared 78 times
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)