Wow! Can't believe this blog is still active after all these years! I guess once on the internet, it never disappears! LOL! Can't believe it's 2018! Where has the time gone....Jobs have come and gone and come again....relationships and friendships have come and gone...money has come and gone! God seems to be the only constant that has never left me or forsaken me! What a comfort! :)
More later
Robert Rose
Sunday, February 11, 2018
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
The Insanity Continues!
It's been many months since I posted last...I need to do this more...
Yes, the insanity continues here at my job...3500 employees are about to go out the door world wide....one of two factories here at the Richmond site (not my factory) is closing it's doors by January. People are walking about here dazed...wondering what to do next...Even the bosses are speechless! I'm so glad my job is not my source...but God and He alone! Speaking of the "boss"...I leave you with this:
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Receiving a Christmas Bonus This Year
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit your 'bootie" on the way out"
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "crap" appeared 78 times
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
Yes, the insanity continues here at my job...3500 employees are about to go out the door world wide....one of two factories here at the Richmond site (not my factory) is closing it's doors by January. People are walking about here dazed...wondering what to do next...Even the bosses are speechless! I'm so glad my job is not my source...but God and He alone! Speaking of the "boss"...I leave you with this:
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Receiving a Christmas Bonus This Year
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit your 'bootie" on the way out"
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "crap" appeared 78 times
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Interesting Mood Tonight
I'm sitting here at work...I know the layoffs are over...but yet, the insanity continues! I'm sure no one else in the world has any kind of drama or ridiculous craziness at their job...there is a lot of symbolizm vs substance going on that just erks me! We are doing things next week to look good for the CEO's...then it will be back to normal (or paranormal) again...*sigh*...anyway, I still have a job at least! So, while I'm in this strange mood tonight, I leave with this:
Top Ten Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books
10. Green Eggs And E. Coli
9. Osama's In Pajamas
8. How The Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At Gunpoint
7. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
6. Hop On Cop
5. If I Ran The Knicks
4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer
3. Oh The Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher Immigration Laws
2. Horton Hears A Who Via An Illegal Government Wiretap
1. Hop On Spitzer
Top Ten Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books
10. Green Eggs And E. Coli
9. Osama's In Pajamas
8. How The Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At Gunpoint
7. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
6. Hop On Cop
5. If I Ran The Knicks
4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer
3. Oh The Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher Immigration Laws
2. Horton Hears A Who Via An Illegal Government Wiretap
1. Hop On Spitzer
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